Wedding

Attending a wedding for the first time,
A little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"

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Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! We'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .

Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING

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The Top 5 answ. Given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.

1)No

2)R u mad

3)I alwys looked u like a gud frnd

4)I dnt belive in love

5)Sorry I love sm1

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A Toilet is like a committee meeting.

People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.

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